Thursday, March 13, 2025

Don T's Circles of Hell

Poetic justice? Karmic justice? Creative sentencing? Oh, and don't worry, I'll get mine in the end.

Ninth Circle: Peeling and deveining shrimp for 40 hours a week--without gloves--in Morgan City, Louisiana

Eighth Circle: Field worker for Ferris Groves in Floral City, Florida

Seventh Circle: Dishwasher at the Shoney's in Florence, South Carolina

Sixth Circle: Park ranger at Zion National Park in Utah for the year

Fifth Circle: Groundskeeper for the season at Holmes Lake Golf Course in Lincoln, Nebraska 

Fourth Circle: Internship at the US Embassy in Lesotho

Third Circle: Custodian at Pituffik Space Base, Greenland

Second Circle: Elevator operator in San Francisco, California

First Circle: Grauman's Chinese Theatre ticket taker in Hollywood, California