Tuesday, August 16, 2016

A Question of Authority

Perhaps one of my favorite quotations of the sort that I post nearly each morning on Facebook begs a question. While I am no fan of standard multiple choice (guess) tests—why would I spend my time as a teacher creating a test element where 80% of my work was generating wrong answers—here we go.

Who said the following: Our prime purpose in this life is to help others. And if you can't help them, at least don't hurt them.

A.   My preteen niece
B.   Ibn Arabi
C.   Anne Frank
D.  St. Theresa of Calcutta
E.   The 14th Dalai Lama
F.   Albert Schweitzer
G.  Desmond Tutu
H.  Rigoberta Menchu
I.    Your best friend
J.    None of the above

And the correct answer is….

Does it matter?

Oh, no! Not the answer a question with a question gambit.

Is that a problem for you?








Tuesday, August 9, 2016

A Nothing Morning

A routine morning, a routine day, a routine stretch at work, a routine rotation at a workout. Easy in the saddle. Even enough time to mull over routine vs ritual as the coffee is being made. But, life, you know. Life happens.

I get the concept of being present in the moment. Those of us who make our coffee in the morning have our routine, a range of motions, filling, measuring, grinding. Waiting. I set the knockoff Tervis in front of the coffeemaker and to the left. My mug of many years’ service—chip and a hairline crack near the rim—to the right.

I pour the hot coffee into my mug, half-full, half and half already added. Half-full, the pseudo-Tervis. Top off the mug, the remainder into the Tervis. If I choose to do so, I can listen to the splash of the coffee, feel the heat of the coffee pot, smell the coffee. And ignore the rest of the world in my mind, in the kitchen, and beyond—to infinity even.

Last week—about mid-morning and hours past waking up and smelling the coffee—a thrashing about in the front trees and a sound, a sound unlike anything I have ever heard. I was reading and so immediately looked up. 

Clearly birds in the two young elms, but I couldn’t see them in the leaves. And that sound, not a cat, not a scream, not a squirrel—but what?

From tree to tree in the thickest patches of green, mockingbirds. Two? Yes. But that sound, beyond distress—what? And in the mix a third bird, a crow. A tumultuous, flailing chase, through the limbs and leaves.

The crow rockets out toward the street with the mockingbirds in pursuit—and those cries, shrill and pained and not for a child’s ears. Horrible, truly.

Now I am standing at the window.

The crow dips toward the road because—because the chick fell from its beak. A mockingbird chick. Mostly likely from the nest in the spruce near the end of the driveway. The crow pecks at its lifeless body, the adult mockingbirds flutter overhead, land and try to dash in and retrieve the younger bird.

Fending them off with flapping wings, the crow grabs the chick and manages to fly up maybe 15’ or so off the ground, and again the prize falls to the street. The parents—I must assume—are wheeling about in a frenzy, diving at the crow.

There can be no intervention.

The crow covers its target and takes pecks from the mockingbirds. Finally they relent, and in that respite the crow latches on to the dead and flies off with the mockingbirds trailing, soon beyond my range of sight.

Calm reasserts itself. Just like that. Time to pay a few bills before the mail carrier rolls through. And my mid-morning snack.





Tuesday, August 2, 2016

Of Strangers

I suspected in my mind at least a 45-minute+ drive in the offing to the county seat, picture i.d. in hand and my checkbook. Needed some paperwork and couldn’t find it when sifting through my files and then the county’s online site.

But before getting in the truck, I called the county records department. Just past 9:00. The woman who answered—and I didn’t get her name, unfortunately—had the voice: professionally courteous. I explained what I hoped to find, my version of a golden ticket. Her reply: That doesn’t get filed with us.

So, I went for the second-best, some information that could be the first step on a trail of detective work that could lead, maybe, to what I needed information-wise. Wait, she said. And so silently she worked through screens of pages from closing documents. Nothing yet, she said. I waited.

Got it—she seemed pleased. An attorney’s name because one page of dozens had been stamped. And a phone number. Maybe 9:10 or so, as I recall.

I phoned the law office. Again, greeted professionally and courteously, and I offered up my need. A few questions, a short silence, and a simple proclamation: We have it, but we can’t release it to you.

What if? I asked. Karen paused: Hold on a minute, please.

After a few minutes, the next voice I heard was that of a senior partner. I explained, he asked some questions. I waited as he looked over the files. He requested some information be faxed to him, and he offered to have the item I need scanned and emailed to me.

Off to a local shipping/post/fax/etc business I went and the documents were on the way—9:30. I drove home, took a shower, shaved, and then by and by checked my email. Voila! Got it, and I emailed the document to where it needed to get to. At 10:20.

Just three people. Three strangers doing their jobs, showing consideration, solving a small problem in a world of catastrophes, but an important hurdle cleared for me.

The way the world really works so much of the time—people getting stuff done for other people, even when no immediate monetary reward is on the table. And though it a bit cliché to note, not the stuff of the 24/7 news cycle.

What else do we have, though. To be embroiled in the rage of the world? No, no thank you. Let me revel a bit in the sanctity of small human kindnesses. Just for a morning, at least.

By the way, I thought the title for this post would be The Kindness of Strangers, but I changed my mind knowing some readers would have a very specific scene come into their heads and could not unread it.

And now, they can’t.