Sunday, November 28, 2021

Bai and Lim (F)

A Red Pot Tale

When I was eleven my family moved from our mountain village in the north to a seaport town on the south coast. For weeks I moped about the new house for I had fallen in love for the first time in my young life, fallen in love back home with a girl who lived on the other side of the river. To soothe my unhappy heart, now so far away from my beloved, my grandmother thought to tell me the tale of Bai and Lim.



Bai was the youngest daughter of a most successful and esteemed businessman who kept a steady hand on the pulse of the grain markets. His trade extended from the great growing fields and terraces to the port city where ships from faraway locales brought goods and left heavy with holds full of wheat and rice.

Lim, at least twice a month, more often during the full harvest season, would be sent by his father with a large wagonload of rice into the city to sell wherever the best price could be found.

Bai, she with her lustrous black hair and wise green eyes that startled visitors to her father’s trading office, was as everyone knew an accomplished artist—painting, writing poems, composing songs of such lyrical delicacy that locals behind her father’s back chuckled to themselves, murmured “How does she  come into this world so talented when he is so dull?”

Did I mention how Lim could swing an ax? No? Lim split wood like his mother butchered a chicken. Swift, strong, pinpoint blows. Village children would run to watch him when they heard his ax cleaving the wood. Old men would gather and nod knowingly, some even claiming that is how they too split wood when they were younger, younger by many decades.

Each day Bai served her father tea downstairs at his worktable. He would always say, “Good morning, dear daughter, what have you brought me today?” She would smile and bow and answer, “I bring you your morning tea, dear father.”

One morning, five days past the full moon, Lim stepped into the trader’s office. The older man looked up and stood. “Ah, young Lim, finally you are here. Several merchants have been waiting for your load.”

Lim bowed. “Yes. I have brought you a very good load, our very best, long grains, clean and firm.”

“Good, good. Very good. Let me take a look—not to doubt—merely to confirm what I already know.” The trader gestured to the door.

Lim turned and there framed by the doorway, the early sunlight behind her, stood Bai, tea service in hand.

I should tell you Lim was highly regarded in his village. Strong, of course, but dignified beyond his years in his bearing. Many older residents would seek his counsel, many a father wished Lim would settle upon his daughter for a wife.

“This is my daughter Bai. Bai, this is Lim who brings me a great wagonload this fine morning.”

Bai nodded—her eyes closed for a moment—and spoke sweetly, “Good morning, Master Lim.”

As for Lim, he took a half step forward. “Good morning, Mistress Bai.” Or at least that is what he intended to say, but to his ears it sounded something not quite guttural, something like a grunt. He looked into her eyes and then glanced down at the tea service.

By the way, Lim needed to cross into the city center after the rice sale was completed, his mother requiring a bolt of dyed cloth from a very particular source.

When Bai was seven her mother died of yellow fever and so the girl was a first child and an only child. Some family members clucked how she was spoiled, too spoiled to be a good wife. But Bai was attentive to her father, diligent in her duties, and kind to all.

Bai stepped into the office and stood to the side as the two men went out to conduct their business. The trader checked only three bags and happily pulled out his purse, counted out a large sum, and gave Lim of sheaf of bills folded once in the middle and tied with twine.

Two bridges cross the great river into the city center. One is the Bridge of Blossom Time. In the spring as the great row of trees along the stone quay bloom, many a traveler and nearly every resident stops near the midpoint of the bridge where the view can cause even hard hearts to gasp in wonderment and so often tears are seen, the beauty so overwhelming.

This morning Lim instead crossed the Bridge of Sighs to purchase the cloth for his mother, and after a late breakfast of two boiled eggs and a bowl of soup, he turned to retrieve his ox-drawn wagon left with Bai’s father to be unloaded.

As it so happened, Bai after her morning duties, weather permitting, strolled to the Bridge of Blossom Time to take in the glorious sight. She knew where to stand to best watch the flowers shimmer in sun and on the surface of the water.

Yet, as if a scent on the breeze, something gave Lim pause, and with only a momentary halt in his stride, he changed course and headed toward the Bridge of Blossom Time.

As Lim approached the crown of the bridge, he saw Bai standing perfectly still, umbrella over her left shoulder. He approached and stood next to her, surveying the scene, hesitating to speak.

Bai glanced at him and back to the river. “Master Lim.”

He placed his hands on the railing. “Mistress Bai.”

“You are a long way from home.”

“Yes. Yes, four days.”

“Do you miss your home when you are away?”

Lim thought for a moment. “Yes, Mistress Bai.”

“Could you ever leave your home?”

“I don’t think so. I don’t know. I—“

Bai turned to face him, her green eyes fixed on his eyes. “I could never leave my home, this city.”

Lim’s face reddened. “No. I understand—no, I guess not.”

“Perhaps we shall meet again. May your return be safe and swift.”

Lim drew in a shallow breath. “Thank you, Mistress Bai. Blessings to you and your father.”

The young man stepped back and started across the bridge. Bai folded her umbrella and sat on a bench overlooking the scene. She studied the trees, the sky, the flowers, the water. Thoughts gathered, she heard the words in her mind: Seventeen blackbirds sit / among the cherry blossoms. / Chatter—silence—flight.

Lyman 2021


Tuesday, November 23, 2021

Tuesday Twofer

                         The Fall

In the early pace of this morning,

the clouds more at rest than adrift,

an oak leaf still more green than yellow

dropped flat

upon a cluster of leaves on the branch below,

there to await what would befall by and by.

Later at lunch in the last shade until late afternoon,

I watched clouds shuttling southeastward,

listened to trees rustling,

and then happened to spy

the morning leaf in free fall,

grounded now for all eternity—the season unsprung.

Ladson 2013


                        The River Road

The road that winds along the river,

you know I favor,

to watch the constant motion of the water,

here and there

great stones left as debris to divert

the steady stream

along its way, the road rising

and dipping,

pulling back from the river now and then,

so just glimpses

of sunlight caught on the current,

through a squad

of birch perhaps, but sometimes

open wide to a long view across untamed grasses,

to where some several miles

before the state park bridge,

the road pulls down a steep grade and steadily,

again, ascends  

to where a fork comes

that travels off into the woody wilderness—

that veering always gives me pause—should I take it,

as is my inclination,

I ask,

as now do you these fine spring days.

Ladson 2016

 

Sunday, November 21, 2021

Captain Thibaut (F) 6 of 6

Captain Thibaut’s son clutched his book bag to his chest and leaned toward the window. “Is that the bad man, Papa?”

Thibaut turned and looked out to the courtyard. “That is our prisoner, yes.”

The boy stood staring.

“Time for you to leave for school, Jean. Jean? Did you hear me?”

“Yes, Papa. Does he have a family?”

“Yes. Do you have all your books?”

“Yes. Do you think he is sad?”

“I don’t know. Perhaps. Run along now. Your friends are sure to be at the gate waiting.”

The boy slung his bag over one shoulder and started for the door.

“And don’t keep your mother waiting this afternoon.”

“Yes, Papa.”

The boy turned sideways to squeeze past Corporal Allard coming in with several letters in his hand.

“Sir, these are from Dr. Linton.” Allard held them out so that his captain could see there were three.

“Who are these for?”

“One for Professor Riga at the university, one for his son, and one for his granddaughter.”

“Okay, put them in the file with the others.”

“Yes, sir. And Dr. Linton wishes to speak with you.”

“Ah. Well, tell him I will join him in the garden shortly. Coffee for the two of us.”

“Yes, sir.”

Thibaut stood and adjusted his belt. Looking out the window, he could see Linton stooping to smell some of the roses. A threat to national security and yet, he mused, a regular fellow, pleasant enough, and, well, just a man.

When Thibaut got out to the garden, Linton was sitting on a bench near the smaller fountain of the two in the courtyard. “Dr. Linton.”

“Captain. Thank you for coming out to speak with me. Such a pleasant morning.”

“Indeed.”

“I gave three letters to—“

“Yes, Allard has taken care of them. He will bring us coffee.”

“Excellent. Then you will sit for a visit?”

“Is there something in particular you wish to ask or you need?”

“Well, I am surprised none of my letters have been answered. None of my phone call requests have been addressed. It’s been four months—“

“The Defense Ministry oversees the disposition of your correspondence and phone—“

“The Dense Ministry?” Linton stood. He ran his hand over the top of his head. “The Defense Ministry. Of course.”

“You were not aware?”

“No, Captain. But now, well I see how it is. Of course Justice would hand it off to the military.”

“Doctor, if I may, you are a prisoner of the state. If not for the intervention of my country you would be in a far harsher situation—perhaps, even—“

“Yes, yes. I understand all that.”

“Do you, sir?”

“Yes. But, Captain, conscience is a powerful force. So powerful to be a kind of madness, perhaps you think. Or you think me a fool?”

“I think in terms of wins and losses. What you have won, what you have lost.” Thibaut signaled for Allard to set their coffees down on a small table.

“So, Doctor?”

“I suspect you only see the losses—family, job, perhaps prestige.”

Thibaut handed a cup to Linton. “Freedom. I see you have lost your freedom. That is no small thing.”

“No. It is no small thing. I believe in my own small way I am fighting for freedom.”

“And your family?”

“Yes, of course, my family. I did consider the ramifications—“

“But a ten-year sentence?”

“No, not that exactly. Perhaps I misjudged, thought more international pressure would be brought to bear.”

The two sat for a moment, silent in their thoughts.

“It would be hard for me to choose against my family, Doctor. To lose them, even to a noble idea.”

“Yes, Captain, I understand. Family.”

“Foolhardy or courageous, I—“

“Or both.”

“Yes, perhaps.” Thibaut stood. “I am being reassigned to a joint mission in Gibraltar in two months.”

“Well, let congratulate you and thank you for your professionalism. Oh, and I have a phone call request I forgot to give to Allard.”

“Thank you, Doctor.” Thibaut took the form in hand. “I will handle this one according to the protocol set by your government, of course.”

“Of course.”

Thibaut nodded and walked back to the main building. Once inside his office, he glanced at the request form. “Allard— Never mind.” He folded it once, halved it a second time, and let it drop into the wastebasket.

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

Thursday, November 18, 2021

A Bad Case of the 'Ones'

I am by a measure an ecological disaster. Reflexively I protest: "I've planted more than 50 trees on my property in the last 5 years". 

Ecogog: Call me when you have planted 200 more!

You see, I'm a 'One' as in a single member household (About 35 million such in the US in apartments, condos, townhouses, and single units). That would be just me--okay, with my dog--living in 1300 square feet with 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, and a double car garage. 

Heating and cooling throughout the year via overwhelmingly nonrenewable-sourced electric power--and a water heater of course--all for little ol' me. I set the thermostat at 67 during winter and 77 in the summer. I use curtains and blinds to curtail the sun's rays when it's hot and open them up to grab whatever warmth might be available during cold months. 

Which is why I planted a row of deciduous trees along the southwest side of the house.

Ecogog: Pffft!

I drive a 2017 Terrain bought 6 months ago that is averaging 22-23 mpg during what is referred to as city driving. If I keep it as long as my last vehicle, then I'm looking for another set of wheels around 2032. I drive 500 to 600 miles per month these days. About 99.95% of those miles are single-rider miles. Fuel source, nonrenewable.

I live like many do, in the burbs or the environs or, as I say, the Lyman Metro. Bank--how quaint--about 3 miles away, Food Lion about the same, QT 2.5, Post Office 2, parents about 12, Lowe's nearly 9, and Barnes & Noble 11. In other words, if I need or want something, it's drive, drive, drive. 

Now I would be perfectly willing to switch over to an all-electric vehicle, maybe a mid-sized pickup, selling in the mid-to-upper 20-thousand range. I know, cue full studio laugh track.

And as for housing, find me a smart 600 sq ft 2br with a third to a half of an acre and I'm for it. That's not 45 minutes away from the conveniences of modern life. Or just outside Kearney, Nebraska.

Really my environmental rehabilitation is all about money and location, location, location.  Hey, I'm on a fixed income and am spoiled in the modern sense of habitations. So, what to do?

Ecogog: Get a job!




Tuesday, November 16, 2021

Tug Baker: Under the Dragon's Eye (F)

Tug Baker heard the rustle of something, something large up in the oak tree. Maybe something huge. He stood very still and looked at where the sound came from.

More movement. A shadow slowly creeping along.

Wait! Between the leaves, it looked like, it was, an eye. A big round yellow eye staring at him.

Tug looked around for something to use if the—well, what was it?

Again, the shadow moved, and now Tug could see a claw with long nails wrapped around a limb.

Tug let out a breath. Wow! Scary. But cool, too!

It moved higher. Tug bravely stepped forward. A long tail with black stripes waved back and forth.

Tug tried to remember if he ever saw such a thing in a book or on t.v. It was too big to be a lizard.

It looked down at Tug and out came a long pink tongue. Tug jumped back a step.

Okay, this was not something Tug saw every day or in a book or on t.v. Should he run back to the house and tell his mother? Should he get his BB gun and shoot this, this, this, thing?

Tug knew he was fast and the thing was high up, so maybe the BB gun was the best idea. And so off he ran to the house, so fast his feet barely touched the ground.

In the back door and through the kitchen and out to the garage.

“Tug! Tug close the back door when you come in,” his mother called.

He was already out the back door with his BB gun in hand. Fully loaded.

“Tug! Close that door! Tug Baker!”

Tug ran back to the oak and looked up into the tree. There on a sunny limb it rested.

Huge! Longer than Tug’s arms opened wide. With sharp spines on its back and short spines on its head.

Kind of like a lizard, but not. A dragon. A small dragon. A baby dragon?

Tug lifted his rifle and aimed. He thought for a moment. A baby dragon?

The dragon looked down at him, mouth open, tongue moving back and forth.

Tug lowered his gun. What if the dragon was lost? Where was its mom?

“Tug!” his mother called. “Tug, make sure the chickens are locked in the coop and close the front gate.”

“But, Mom!” he called.

“Tug, now! And hurry!”

Tug ran to the coop and checked the lock. After closing the gate, he went in through the back door.

“Close it. Your father just called. Somebody over on Walnut street has lost their iguana. It’s in the news and the police are looking for it.”

“A what?”

“An iguana. A very, very large lizard that could be four or five feet long.”

“Kind of like a dragon, sort of?”

“Sort of, I guess.”

“Mom, it’s in our oak tree out back.”

“What? No!”

“I was going to shoot it, but I didn’t.”

“Tug Baker, how do you get into everything there is to get into?”

“I guess I’m an action sort of guy, Mom.”

“Get some juice and sit at the table. I’m calling 9-1-1.”

Lyman 2021

 

Sunday, November 14, 2021

Adam Linton (F) 5 of 6

Adam Linton set down the Daily Advocate and looked at his daughter. She had stopped stirring her oatmeal, the spoon no longer rapping against the sides of the bowl.

“What?”

“Dad?” Veronica licked her spoon.

“Yes?”

“Is Grampa a bad man? A really bad man?”

“No. No, sweetie, he is not a bad man. He made some—maybe a lot of people very angry.”

“Does Gamma hate him?

“Oh, hate. Hate, such a word. She’s angry at him, she’s hurt. She’s unhappy.”

She looked down at her bowl.

“Why so many questions this morning? What’s up? Because I’m going to see him tomorrow?”

Veronica took a bite of oatmeal and a sip of water.

“What?”

“Nothing.”

“Something, Veronica. Tell me.”

“Nothing. Just some friends were talking—“

“Some friends?  Let me guess, Lisa or Alice?”

“Lisa. Mostly.”

“What did she say?”

“Oh, like how Grampa wanted to destroy the country, wanted to hurt people.”

“You think that is Lisa talking?”

“I don’t know. No. Maybe. I don’t know.”

“It’s very complicated. Your grandfather is a complicated person. He loves you very much. He cares very deeply about the country.”

“Then why is he in jail? Why can’t I see him?”

Adam pushed back his chair and turned it so he could face her directly.

“Some very powerful people are very angry at your grandfather. And they don’t want him to cause any more trouble. You are underage and so they have decided you can’t see him until you are 18. Or he is released early.”

“Will he?”

“What, be released early? I don’t know. That I just don’t know. Eat your breakfast.”

She took a few more bites as he adjusted his chair toward the table and picked up the newspaper.

“Did Mom suffer in the explosion?”

Adam’s head jerked toward her. “Veronica! Why are you asking me such a question? Now? At the breakfast table? What the bloody hell?”

“I’m sorry. Don’t yell at me. I was just thinking—“

“Now? That is what you were just thinking—“

“Why are you so angry at me?” She pushed her chair back.

“Do not get up and just walk off. You can’t just ask a question like that.”

“I don’t want to talk to you. I have to get to school.”

“Veronica. Sweetheart—“

“I have to go.”

“You don’t have to go for another twenty minutes.”

She stood up. “I’m sorry.”

“Please don’t just walk away. Please. Please, sit.”

“Daddy—“

“Please.”

“Okay.”

“Honey—well, I just never, or try never to think about your mother, when she—died. I don’t know what her last thoughts were or what was happening. Maybe she was talking to another rider, I don’t know. I just don’t—can’t—really think about it.”

“I’m sorry, Daddy. People keep talking about it. Talking about you. Talking about Grampa. I want them to shut up. To leave me alone.”

Adam stood. “Come here.” She stood and moved toward him and he put his arms around her and kissed her on the forehead. “I’m so sorry for all of this, all of this to be part of your life now. It isn’t fair. I know it hurts you.”

“I know it hurts you, Daddy. I don’t know what to do.”

“I know. Honestly, I don’t know what to do either.”

He stepped back and smiled at her. “We’re doing the best we can.”

“The best we can.” She smiled and headed to her room to get her book bag.

Maybe, Adam thought, maybe that’s all there is, ever can be, doing the best that can be done. He headed to the kitchen to start a new pot of coffee.

Lyman 2021

 

 

Tuesday, November 9, 2021

Mellice Linton (F) 4 of 6

Mellice Linton looked at her son. “Well?”

“Well?”

“Have you seen your father?”

“No, not yet.”

“Typical.” She took off several bracelets and a silver ring and set a bowl down in the sink. “I have some nice prawns. Fresh.”

“It’s just a week. I’m sure his contact with the outside world will be slow to process.”

“Oh, another week will go by. Then a month. Maybe he’s sees you, maybe he doesn’t.”

“Veronica is not allowed to visit him even with me.”

She stopped peeling the prawns. “Well, that is harsh. But, he has created his own disaster.”

“He believes—“

“And he won’t be seeing his whore any time soon.”

“Mother!”

“Oh, grow up, Adam. You think I don’t know anything? I know everything.”

He took a beer out of the fridge. “I am not going to wallow around in that mud with the two of you.”

“She’s a whore. Get some lettuce out for us. And slice a tomato.”

“This knife okay?”

“Yes. Have you been seeing anyone? Outside of work I mean.”

“You ask me that every time you see me or talk to me.”

“Adam, you need to be more open. To be seeing others.”

“Women you mean.”

She set a pot of water on the stove to boil the prawns. “Yes, yes, women. A woman. Someone.”

“And what do I always say—too soon. Too soon. I’m not ready.”

“Ready? For what? To talk to another woman. It’s been—“

“Stop. I know how long it’s been since…since.”

“Since Laura died?”

“Mother, please.”

“Mix the tomatoes into the lettuce. Use the vinaigrette in the tall green bottle. Veronica needs a—“

“To not use Veronica with me.” He pushed the bowl away from him. “You don’t know how it is.”

“I don’t know what it means to lose a partner, a spouse? Do you not understand what your father did to me, to our family?”

“Mother, must we do this all the time? I just want to have lunch, visit, and get back to work.”

“You’re a good man, a young man. You should be with someone. That’s all I want. Is that terrible?”

“No.”

“Then?”

“No, of course not. I’m not ready.”

She shrugged her shoulders. “Not ready? Then not ready.”

“Okay. Thank you. Did you sign up at the museum like you said you would? The one Sadie told you about?”

“Yes. I have to go through the training program—about a week—then I will be assigned a mentor for the first few weeks. Maybe Sadie. That would be good. I should be ready to give tours just before the Monet exhibit begins.”

“Excited?”

She dropped the prawns into the boiling water. “Nervous. A little. But, Sadie will help me.”

“I’m sure you’ll be fine. Telling people what’s what, telling them where to go.” He laughed.

“Well, smart one, not everyone listens to me, do they?”

“God, Mother. But you are relentless.” He looked out the dining room windows to the sea.

“You look like your father staring out into space.”

“Sorry. I have several projects going and Veronica needs to see the dentist this week and at some point, I guess, I am going to see him.”

“He is certainly the fool this time. Such a smart smart man. Such a fool. Get the white bowls out of the dishwasher. They’re clean.”

“He is a smart man. He gambled his reputation would save him, I guess. I don’t really understand.”

She tossed the prawns in with the salad. “He’s selfish.”

“He believes what he believes.”

“Fool. And his whore can’t do anything to help him this time.”

“Oh, Mother, please!”

“Okay, okay, sit. Eat.”

And so they quietly set themselves to the simple task before them.

Lyman 2021 

 

 

 

 

 

Sunday, November 7, 2021

Lesson of the Leaves

By the way, I'm not raking up my leaves. Nor am I going to mow over them to turn them into a finer mulch. 



To my surprise I have had neighbors bent out of shape by falling leaves. Once a neighbor directly behind me fussed at me about my leaves falling into her yard. Across her short wooden fence no less. The second, a neighbor on the other side of the street, worked himself up over his neighbors' leaves blowing into his yard. 

Of the first complainant I politely asked--if she really was going to rake them up--to kindly toss them back over into my yard. The look on her face was worth every leaf ever raked up in the history of leaf-raking. And, yes, she did dump the enormous load of leaves on my side of the fence. Great mulch for my shrub beds.

As for the second grumbler, I merely had to nod my head several times as he gestured and groused and even two or three times kicked at the ground. Then I proposed he mow over the leaves to feed the lawn and his handful of trees. His face? Like I suggested he ride his John Deere from South Carolina to the Pacific coast. Three days later 9 bags of leaves stacked at curbside. 

Now I am no fan of raking leaves as outdoor fun. Honestly, these days I am smugly self-satisfied to let nature do its seasonal thing and fertilize the trees and the yard in general.

But, here's the thing. How curious that my fellow human beings would get worked up with neighbors over an event clearly beyond human control. They're deciduous trees, their leaves are coming down. And I don't think the leaves conspiratorially catch the appropriate air currents to pile on a particular person's property.

Leaves falling happens.

So soothe your psyche. Chill. Lean into the breeze that carries the leaves hither and thither. 

Save your anger with others for some more egregious harm. Oh, like the neighbors leaving up Christmas decorations until St. Patrick's Day.

Go in peace, Sisters and Brothers.

Thursday, November 4, 2021

Nellie Long at Sapphire Lake (F)

Nellie Long adjusted her swim goggles and pulled her hair up and back into a ponytail. She rocked forward on her toes and then back on her heels. One, two, three—down the old dock she ran as fast as she could.

Splash! Into the cold water, and holding her breath, down, down, down, she swam. Deeper and deeper. The water was blue, and then darker blue, like dark ink. Deeper and deeper, the water nearly black.

So dark. On she swam. Then she saw it, a yellow light.

Just as she needed to take a breath, Nellie made it to the light—a cave! She came up from the water into the small opening.

The yellow light was a lamp—two lamps, in fact. In the dim light she could see a small tunnel in the far wall of rock. She pulled herself out of the water and slid her goggles down around her neck.

Slowly she entered the small tunnel and followed it up and down, back and forth, into the mountain.

Be brave, be bold she told herself.

The path was wet and cold under feet. Above her head, water dripped. And it was so quiet. Not a sound other than her feet as she stepped along.

Soon Nellie saw what looked like a steel bar across her path. She somersaulted under the bar and back up to her feet into what was a much larger cave, with a dozen lamps, as big as the library at her school.

Across the underground room was a large wooden chest with a large iron lock. Nellie, looked left, then right. Nothing. She took one small step toward the chest.

“Wait!” a deep voice boomed. Nellie stood as still as she could.

Again the voice sounded. “Green light!”

“What?” Nellie said out loud.

“Green light!”

“Who are you?”

“Green. Light.”

“Okay. Okay!” Nellie stepped forward. She stepped forward again. Again, but this time faster.

“Red light!”

Fine, Nellie thought. I can play this game. She waited.

“Green light!

Nellie broke into a trot. Now she was almost halfway across the cave.

“Red Light!”

She paused.

“Green light…red light!”

Nellie almost fell on her face. But she stopped.

“Green light.”

Closer and closer she got to the chest, only a few more steps.

“Red light!”

“Oh, let me get there,” Nellie fussed.

A few seconds went by. Some more seconds went by. And some more. Nellie didn’t know if she should wait or go ahead.

“Hello” she called out.

Nothing.

“Green light!”

Nellie ran as fast as she could to the chest.

“Home!” the voice called.

“Thank you! Wait, is there a key?”

Nothing.

“Hello. Hello.  Is there a key?”

Nothing.

“Hello?”

“What is 2 times 8?”

“What? Two times 8? Well, 16.”

“Who is your best friend?”

“Eliza Jane Barr.”

“Spell Eliza.”

“E-l-i-z-a.”

“What is the best ice cream in the whole entire world?”

“Mint chocolate chip.”

The old wooden chest began to shake. The chains rattled. Nellie stepped back. Suddenly the lock changed into sand and fell to the floor of the cave. The chains turned into smoke, and the top of the chest popped off and broke into a hundred small pieces.

“Wow!”  Nellie slowly moved forward. What would be in the chest? Gold and silver? Rings and necklaces? A magic lamp? Money? Lots and lots of money?

Carefully Nellie looked into the chest.

“What?” She reached down and pulled the pair up.

“Baby shoes! Baby shoes? Old baby shoes?”

Nellie shook her head. Old baby shoes? Where was the treasure? Where was the gold? Where was the magic lamp?

She turned around and went back down the tunnel to the smaller cave. Back on her swim goggles. A deep, deep breath, and back into the water.

The long underwater swim to get out into the lake. And then up to the sunlight she swam. A few more long pulls with her arms and she was at the dock.

Climbing up the ladder, Nellie saw Antonio sitting on the dock bench. He had a stack of white towels next to him.

She shook for a moment in the cool air and stepped toward him.

“Red light!” he said.  Nellie’s eyes widened, and Antonio laughed.

He gave her a large towel that she wrapped around her body, and then he gave her a smaller one for her to wrap her hair now down below her shoulders.

“Nice swim, Nellie?”

“Yes. Kind of.”

“Did you find what you were looking for?”

“No.”

“Maybe next time.”

Nellie looked at him and shook her head. Maybe next time? Next time?

A voice called, Uncle Seve. “Nellie, time for breakfast!”

“Hey, Nellie, green light.”  Antonio laughed again.

Nellie laughed, too. “Yes, maybe next time.” Off she ran up the dock toward the family cabin.

Lyman 2021

 

 

Monday, November 1, 2021

Gooboo Tiktube

A child of the Computer Age? Me? Go ahead and make your day and laugh out loud. My first personal computer, an Apple IIc I bought in 1984. Oooo, 1984. I was 31. Now, of course, 31 seems young to me, but I'll let the point stand.

As for social media--specifically Facebook--I was invited on by former students roughly a dozen years ago. I Googled before that, started YouTubing several years ago, and now am TikToking as well.

And yet I still find texting beyond a short sentence a labor of, well, labor. 

Is Google an empire for good or for evil? I don't know, but I Google for a bucket of reasons via emailing, mapping, blogging, and searching. I do know I can refuse to post comments on my blog and mark emailers as spammers. 

Let me put my big boy pants on: Google (Alphabet, I guess) can dump me as it sees fit from its various services. Ita mundus vadit.

Thirty years ago if I wanted to make my writing public, most platforms would have been controlled by publishers and editors and commercial considerations. Now I can blog or not as I feel inclined. For better or worse, I'll concede.

Twenty years ago if I wanted to share a video of my yard with my parents I wouldn't have been able to upload to YouTube and send them a link via email so they could watch independent of my schedule. 

And I can disable comments. Yee. Haw.

Big boy pants: YouTube can drop me as it so deems. So, erwachsen verden!

My TikTok videos generate 200-300 views roughly for a short look at some particular plant. A friend suggested the idea, which I found mildly amusing. No commentary, just point and shoot--hahaha! But, shows what I know, which is nearly nothing. Who knew?

Big boy pants: TikTok can banish me for eternity. So, fermez-la!

Even I know--incredibly--Facebook is in the throes of a major dust up with just about everyone apparently. Sure, I'd like an obnoxiousness filter applied and that algorithm would by my reckoning toss out the vicious, the racist, the misogynous, the lurid, the vomit-spewers (metaphorically), et al.

But I don't see that crap. My acquaintances and friends just share little hits of endorphins as I see it. Kids' Halloween costumes, a dog licking its owner's face, former students landing dream jobs, colleagues retiring into their happy places, maybe a friend scoring a hole in one.

Me, too. My dog, some flowers or cucumbers growing, little endorphin shots. A witty comment, maybe, from time to time.

Big boy pants: Facebook (Uh, Meta) may disappear me at its pleasure. So it goes.

So read my blog, or don't. Watch my videos, or don't. Check out my posts, or don't.

But, to one another, do be kind.