Saturday, January 27, 2024

Junk Drawer (5)

Recently, I was asked what thoughts I might have about the conflicts in the Middle East. Kiddo, I thought, what might I say about turf wars over shifting lines in the sand reaching back millennia--I got nothing. Other than abhorring violence of any kind. Which given the scale of human violence worldwide, makes my take pretty much milquestoasty.


A recurring ad for Sunday performance joggers finally hit home with me. Duh! How about performance wear for every day of the week? Imagine what I could do--walking the dog, trodding out to fetch the mail, rolling the garbage can to the curb, pushing the mower (seasonally adjusted, of course), and whatever else my 70-year-old self might get up to these days.


Empty spaces-geographically--interest me. Like Loving County, Texas, 677 square miles, population as of 2020 a mere 64. The county seat, Mentone, counted 22 residents. First thing I thought of was schooling for local kids. The Mentone school closed when only 2 students showed up. In the 70s had to merge with the Wink schools in the neighboring county.


Meet Carl Barks (1901-2000): Barks was the cartoonist most responsible for Donald Duck and his tales. He also gave us Scrooge McDuck, and the nephews--Huey, Dewey, and Louie. A scan of Scrooge McDuck was the first image to appear on an Apple Macintosh computer. In the 50s, his 10-pagers were part of Walt Disney Comics and Tales, selling 3-million copies a month. He worked anonymously from 1934-1960 as Walt Disney wanted to maintain the myth that he was the cartoonist responsible for the company's output. In 1990, Barks was celebrated as a Disney Legend. You can learn more you know where. Oh, and YouTube.


Should you be on an NYC subway and see a candy-seller approaching, she might be 31-year-old Maria (a pseudonym) from Cotopaxi in Ecuador. Yes, she is an illegal immigrant, who with her 2-year-old strapped to her back, makes $10 to $50 per 13-hour-day. Housing, with a cousin, is a space in a living room for $800 a month. Her husband was a Covid victim, the violence in Ecuador collapsed to new depths, and months later, here she is. She is brave, obviously. She works. She cares for her child. Is she a threat to our country? I don't think so. What to do? I don't know.


What I do know is 30 years ago this month I made up my mind to travel to the Himalayas. And as sometimes happens, you tip one domino--Harrer's Seven Years in Tibet-- and then in the back pages of The Atlantic you see a small ad for a trekking outfit out of Utah that sends folks to Ladakh up in Northern India. Voila, July 4th, I'm at 11,000' in Leh, Ladakh. As for the rest of the story.... 



Thursday, January 4, 2024

Oooo, That Sound!

Much of the time, I can't explain it. The human mind, the way it works I mean.

So I'm in the shower this morning and into my head pops the word loofah as in the sponge. Nope, don't own one. Nope, never have.

Something about that vowel sound rattles around, and then lugubrious becomes le mot du moment. Luuuguuubrious. And a simple joke--that is my happy face.

Shortly thereafter--not to be confused with the hereafter--salubrious comes to mind. Okay, now this word trail beckons. 

Coon Rapids, Hooterville, Tucson--sing it with me, Tucumcari, too.

Peru. But I digress.

Bucolic, cooties, Doody (Howdy), euphoria--foolishness.

Putrid. Hang on that vowel. Puuutrid. See, there's putrid, and then there's puuutrid. Dare I offer, puuu-uuu-uuu-trid.

Somewhere during the course of fixing breakfast, another tangent.

Boo, coo, goo, loo, moo, nincompoop--gotcha ya.

Rue, stew--chew on that for a second. View, woo, you, and--duh--zoo.

Hooked on euphonics, I guess.

Humorous?

Don't give a hoot?

Uffda.




Monday, January 1, 2024

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