Thursday, February 24, 2022

4447 Miles

Hum along if you don't know the words. It's a long way to Vladivostok, it's a long way to go--no? The temperature as I write this post is 14 in Vladivostok, a city in the easternmost reaches of Russia, 4447 air miles from Kyiv, where it is 37 degrees and raining.

On my mind is a father-soldier, or son, brother, husband-soldier from Vladivostok perhaps killed in the Ukraine while serving his master's self-delusions of geopolitical grandeur. Maybe his family mourns his loss and cheers his sacrifice. My instinct tells me otherwise, but I certainly have no up close and personal insight into the political spirit of--well, anybody really.

Perhaps his body will be trucked to Moscow and then shipped to Vladivostok via the Trans-Siberian Railway, a seven-day journey. After all, it's a long way to Vladivostok.

Alexander the Great--I'll let the historical epithet stand--died roughly 1760 miles from home. It was a long way back to Macedonia.

I guess the dead Russian's family would be notified before the return of his body. Maybe the word remains etches a deeper and truer picture. 

Pity a French soldier serving as part of Napoleon's assault on Russia in 1812. Even if he survived the Battle of Borodino 1600-plus miles from Paris, a successful escape home was unlikely. 

Ah, the fodderland, the mudderland. You know.

The German soldier killed at El-Alamein, 2860 miles from Berlin.

The Japanese soldier killed at Midway Island, 2500 miles from Tokyo.

The Roman soldier killed at Hadrian's Wall, 1460 miles from home.

Man, it's a long way to Vladivostok. It's a long way to go.


Sunday, February 20, 2022

Time for the 'M' Word?

Consider this possible headline: 146 Million Russians Tremble Before Ukrainian Onslaught. 

Unlikely? Highly improbable? Impossibly ridiculous? I'm going with "that dog don't hunt".

Let me suggest a notion linking Putin's latest craven gambit with your day-to-day life. Russia produces 11% of the world's oil, which makes it #3 behind the US and Saudi Arabia, and is the second largest producer of natural gas, again behind the US. 

Turmoil in the world drives up oil and gas prices. Good for Russia, and good for oil and gas firms around the world. Not so great for your fuel costs. But, perhaps I digress too much.

Of course, Comrade Putin is a humble public servant earning around $136,000 annually. And there is that 1600 sq. ft. apartment in Moscow. And a garage. All that talk of a net worth between $80-200 billion--unlikely? Highly improbable? Impossibly ridiculous?

I know, I know, I've come untethered from the lede.

Back to the 'M' word. Set aside all the geopolitical posturing, all the diplomatic verbiage, all the scuttling about by heads of states and representatives. If any Ukrainian is killed by any actions of the Russian military or its proxies, the word that needs to be spoken is murder.

Say it out loud, Russian troops murdered children. Murdered grandparents. Murdered shopkeepers. Murdered soldiers. 

I can't help but wonder how some of the stand-your-ground folks look away, but there I go again a-wandering.

Remember the "tear down that wall" rhetoric in 1987? How about "stop murdering Ukrainians"?

Hey, I've read Orwell.

Murder, murder, murder, murder, murder.


Thursday, February 17, 2022

An Index (9)

 Top Coal Producing States

1)      Wyoming

2)      West Virginia

3)      Kentucky

4)      Pennsylvania

5)      Illinois

6)      Montana

7)       Texas

8)       Indiana

9)       North Dakota

10)       Colorado

11)       Ohio

12)       New Mexico

13)       Utah

14)       Alabama

15)       Virginia

Top Coal Consuming States

1)       Texas

2)       Indiana

3)       West Virginia

4)       Ohio

5)       Illinois

6)       Missouri

7)       Kentucky

8)       Pennsylvania

9)       Michigan

10)       Wyoming  

Top Coal Producing Countries

1)       China

2)       India

3)       Indonesia

4)       United States

5)       Australia

6)       Russia

7)       South Africa

8)       Kazakhstan

9)       Germany

10)       Poland

11)       Turkey

12)       Colombia

13)       Vietnam

14)       Mongolia

15)       Serbia

Top Coal Consuming Countries

1)       China

2)       India

3)       United States

4)       Japan

5)       South Africa

6)       Russia

7)       Indonesia

8)       South Korea

9)       Vietnam

10)       Germany

 

Monday, February 14, 2022

Valentine-ish

                          Mother’s Love

In the moment, winged Cupid, his golden dart

drawn deep, poised to fly—instead distracted,

another gold, sweet honey awaits, a potent potion

at the end of the garden. Forgetting himself

over the matter of hives, he who stings, stung,

and so tears for his wounded psyche—a mother’s

laugh, a mother’s love, for such a small blunder

along the way to much greater tasks—let fly!

Ladson 2014


                  Words of Love

In the days to follow,

I am planning to compose for you

a letter of my love

both delicately nuanced

and so luxurious in words

you will feel as if sated

with a sumptuous country feast

of quail and dumplings,

a letter so perfect in its resolution

tremors will work through you,

not as if you are terrified,

but as if dazzled by a fabulist’s tale

so labyrinthine

you will desperately  call out to me

to smother you with kisses

to protect you from the torrent of emotions

you will most surely feel. 

Until then, I am for you. 

(Translated from The Luccan Apocrypha, Vol. XIV)

Ladson 2013

Thursday, February 10, 2022

Uh, -er?

Maybe it's just me.

Heard a national weather guy say, "Temperatures will be more warm in the Southeast". Yikes, like a bb rolling around in the can that is my mind. Not literally.

More warm? Uh, as in warmer? And then next week, might we be, uh, colder?

This trend--the case of the disappearing -er--has to me at least spread, uh, wider recently.

Taller, shorter, bigger, smaller. Okay, I'll admit I haven't heard "more big". Not from an adult. Yet.

Faster, slower, quicker, lamer.

Redder, greener, bluer, whiter.

Might be a game in the making. Some folks might be, uh, gamer than others. Some folks are gamier than others.

Fatter, thinner, rougher, smoother.

Hipper, cooler, sharper, shrewder.

Play along at home. Or don't.

Viler, crasser, cleaner, neater.

Generationally speaking, I'm unlikely to proclaim someone or something dope, and therefore no use of, uh, doper. Of course, sometimes, I am a dope. 

Deeper, shallower, clearer, muddier.

Younger, older.

Wiser, smarter.

Duller, dumber.

Yep, most likely, it's just me.





Friday, February 4, 2022

Anna-Marie (F)

The snow is light, the wind brisk. Anna-Marie pulls her hat down farther over her ears, wraps her coat a little tighter around her body. The #12 morning bus is already late by 7 minutes.

Yesterday her fellow workers shared cupcakes with her in the lunchroom, her 33rd birthday. Today she may be late and docked an hour’s pay.

After the short celebration, Glenda said, “You are a good person. You should be married. You should have more friends.”

Anna-Marie wiped her mouth with a paper napkin with shooting stars and crescent moons on it. “I don’t have time. Mama needs me so much now.”

“Well, I’m not fussing, I’m just saying. As a friend.”

“I know, I know.”

The bus is coming up the street. Anna-Marie looks at her phone. Too late to clock in by 7:30, she would have to hustle to make the 7:45 line start.

When she arrived in the city she was 19. A woman with the Lutheran resettlement program found her the apartment only one block from the bus stop, found her the job at Willis and Son, found her an English language program.

Two weeks in the plant’s training program. Unpaid.

Teddy Willis asked her out her second month at the production center. Junior is what the girls in production called him.

Glenda warned her by simply pointing at him, shaking her head, and saying “No” in a drawn out manner. The other workers at the station all shook their heads and, too, said “No”.

Machines blend the spinach recipe, squirt the measured glob into the center of the pre-cut layered phyllo sheets, and convey a tray to each of the folding stations. Twelve servings to be folded, 4 seconds to fold each perfectly. The next tray would arrive in front of Anna-Marie in exactly 60 seconds.

Steve, the quality control guy, would pace behind the stations, “his girls” in production meetings he called them. “Nimble fingers, girls. Nimble fingers.”

Mustache man, his girls called him.

The shift started at 7:45. Long white smocks, masks, hairnets, booties, hands washed and sanitized.

The first tray arrived.

Glenda trained Anna-Marie, showed her how to stretch her fingers between trays, how to exercise her fingers and hands at home. At first there is no time as the trays seem to come without pause, but within weeks with nimble fingers she might have 15 seconds between trays.

One hour, 60 trays, 720 spanakopitas folded. A second hour, then a 15-minute coffee break. Uniform adjusted, hands cleaned, and back to the station.

First tray, 10:00.

“A little tighter, Anna. Tighter,” Glenda coached.

“Nimble fingers, girls. Are we having fun?” Steve clapped twice. “Nimble fingers.”

Two hours, then a 30-minute break for lunch.  

First tray, 12:30. Another round.

First tray, last round 2:45.

“That tray not so good, Miss Gomez.” Steve dumped the contents on the trash conveyor line. “Nimble fingers, girls.”

Done. Quickly to the changing room. The bus home stopped at the corner of the plant on the West Street side. Miss it, the next one would not arrive until 6:15.

One shift, 4,320 spanakopitas folded.

After 90 days, a 14-cent an hour raise.

After a year, a 7-cent raise. She learned to stop thinking about each piece folded, to just attend to the tray in front of her. Just the one tray, not the 360 a shift.

Junior approached Anna-Marie for the last time when she celebrated her 22nd birthday with her co-workers. She whispered “No.” “Not ever?” he asked. “No.” She took a last bite of cake and walked away.

After 9 years, Anna-Marie became a trainer. One hour following her regular shift for two weeks. “And get better shoes,” she told the girls in front of her. A 15-cent bonus for the extra hour worked. Not home until nearly 9:00.

Days counted.

Glenda, now the quality control manager, suggested adding a fancier crimp to seal the spanakopita. Management did not approve, would cut production rate to 54 trays per hour per worker.

In the summer dandelions sprouting under the bus shelter bloomed. Sometimes pigeons would be pecking about.

Junior gone to manage a UPS store, younger sister Liz in his place.

At home, palms flattened on the kitchen table. Each finger lifted independently. Left hand. Right hand. Left hand. Right hand. Hands up, fingers flared, hold, hold, hold. Soaked in a bowl of warm water with Epsom salt, left, then right.

Mama gone.

The years, and counting.

Lyman 2022