Wednesday, May 30, 2018

An Index (2)


As always averages should be considered cautiously, but the following weights allow for a relative comparison of items.

.017 oz      Monarch butterfly
.095 oz      tournament ping pong ball
.11 oz.       Ruby-throated hummingbird
.14 oz        teaspoon of sugar
1.35 oz.     Hostess twinkie
1.5 oz        Northern cardinal
1.6 oz.       PGA golf ball
1.75 oz.     Weight Watchers Dark Chocolate Raspberry Ice Cream Bar
1.76 oz.     Fitbit Iconic
2 oz.          tournament tennis ball
4.2 oz.       Mourning dove
5 oz.          Fuji apple
6.14 oz.     iPhone X
15 oz.        Common gull
15 oz.        human baby’s brain
15 oz.        NFL football
22 oz.        NBA basketball
24 oz.        Eastern box turtle
38 oz.        Red-tailed hawk
48 oz.        human adult’s brain

Tuesday, May 22, 2018

A Little Americana


Everyone loves cartoons. Cartoons! Yay!

Legislative efforts to keep the Chinese out of the country spanned several decades before President Chester A. Arthur in 1882 signed the Chinese Exclusion Act banning Chinese immigrants. After several revisions, the only law to specifically target an ethnic group became permanent in 1902 and was not repealed until 1943.

Cartoonist Thomas Nast often focused his work on the issue, including this piece published in 1882.


To showcase the protectionist effort, illustrator F. Graetz, in the same year, inked this line of laborers of varied ethnicities with Uncle Sam on the trowel. Ah, walls.


Nast also used the simple imagery of a wall, as Irish and German immigrants, who once faced much discrimination themselves, man the defenses against the Chinese.


By the way, Mexico welcomed the expelled Chinese into its labor force, which forced the US to beef up policing along its southern border. Kind of rich, isn’t it.

Wednesday, May 2, 2018

Benign Neglect


When I moved twenty months ago to this property with a 4-acre lake created by a man-made earthen dam, I felt compelled to spring into action. To do something, to do stuff.


Of course, the recent disastrous floods and dam failures in Columbia, SC played a role in my earnestness, and so I checked the FEMA watershed flood map and contacted the state only to be told that my little dam did not meet the new legal definitions of a dam. My little dam is, but isn’t.

A neighbor who lived closer to the dam than I do explained that my irregular property lines came from a scheme to create a dozen home owners to share the lake, but no one was interested. She went on to tell me how in 20 years the dam remained untended and so covered now by trees, and the beavers then as today managed the spillways.

Didn’t stop me from excavating material off the top of the beaver dam half a dozen times only to find my efforts repaired by the beavers overnight. Didn’t stop me from installing a drain pipe—really too small to make any difference—which led to a 2’ beaver dam downtrickle.

Flash forward: One of my neighbors and I will sometimes stand along our respective fences and look out over the lake and the surrounding woods. Sagely we observe each time that the woodland mulches and prunes itself, the understory thriving and dying back seasonally, and how all of natural landscaping seems to work out for the birds and squirrels and muskrats and beavers and fox. The geese have their young this spring, and so do the herons. Eagles and anhingas and deer pass through.

Passing through, like me. And so I think this little pocket of life a haven for the wildlife as more and more homes locally are shoehorned into wooded hillsides, the landscape bulldozed away, lots created so small that a crape myrtle looms like a willow oak.

I paddle the lake, I walk the woods. Perhaps I will bear witness to the lake becoming a wetland. Or perhaps the lake will endure beyond my passing.

A better phrase, then. Benign respect.