Thursday, February 28, 2019

As It Happened


Because I was hissed at by Kashmiris in 1994, my internal react-o-meter to world events budges slightly from neutral when I see or hear news of violence along the Pakistan-India border in that region. As it happened, back then I was on the road from Leh to Manali to catch a flight to Delhi.

The stretch where the incident occurred is along one of the highest highways in the world, and though it was mid-July, the road—unpaved—was badly cratered with potholes, and the snow on the hillside was still several feet deep. We came to a stop where a work crew of men, women, and little children were carrying rocks from the roadbed and tossing them over the side of the embankment.

My driver got out of our jeep and went over to the crew chief to negotiate our passage. Though wearing full winter gear, I was easily spotted as an Other, and all work ceased. Immediately the focus of the conversation settled on me and ratcheted up in volume several notches. My driver’s brother, sitting in the front passenger seat, turned and told me to stay put and to say nothing.

After a few minutes—seemed longer than a few—my driver returned, and slowly we crept forward between the workers holding stones and staring at me. Then, it began. Hissing. For about 10 yards, on both sides, adults and children hissed. Not a word was spoken. I did have that moment of “So, this is where it ends, a bang and, maybe, whimpering”.

When the crew was well behind us, we stopped. “What was that about?” I asked. “You are an American.” True enough. “Jimmy Carter did not help Kashmiris win their independence.” “What?” “Leaders wrote a letter, talked about Jefferson, and Lincoln, and Martin Luther King. But no response. No help.”

Well, damn.

By the way, I have never been able to locate any information about this letter and the alleged snub.

Coincidentally, before the region’s recent news, I was reminiscing about making the decision to go to the Himalayas in February, ’94. That 25th anniversary thing that we do with markers for past events. We like our 5s and 10s and a 25th or, egads, much less a 50th.

I concluded that unlike my first several overseas trips, the Himalayas would happen solely by way of my own impetus. And I decided I didn’t necessarily want to go to Nepal along with hundreds of other American summer tourists.

In a stroke of serendipity, that month’s issue of The Atlantic had a small ad for a company called SnowLion, listing treks in Nepal, Tibet, Bhutan, and Ladakh. Ladakh? Never heard of it. Turns out it’s an area referred to as “Little Tibet” for the influx of refugees that fled the Chinese Communists when they invaded Tibet.

Ladakh is an enclave in the modern Indian state of Jammu and Kashmir, which is how I crossed paths with disaffected Kashmiris. The region was and is politically sensitive because of India’s ongoing border issues with Pakistan and China, and all 3 countries maintain a strong military presence in those mountains. In fact, India did not begin pushing tourism in Ladakh until the 1970s, and what reports I could find made it clear that I was unlikely to be in the company of many Americans.

Regardless, by happenstance on the 4th of July, 1994, I arrived in Leh, the capital city of the old Kingdom of Ladakh—elevation, 11,000’. As it turned out, I met two Americans—a mother and daughter—within 30 minutes of being in Leh. They were headed home that afternoon. I wouldn’t speak to another American until my flight home from Bangkok to L.A. two weeks later.

There’s more, of course, but that would be the rest of the story.








Monday, February 25, 2019

An Index (5)

First, a joke for an ex-pat friend. Then, after a passing remark to my mother, some homework. So, perhaps the list is telling, depending upon what you think it's saying. Open ambassadorships:

Albania
Belarus
Belize
Bolivia
Brazil
Chad
Chile
Cuba
Egypt
Eritrea
Estonia
Georgia
Honduras
Jordan
Libya
Mexico
Pakistan
Panama
Qatar
Singapore
Tanzania
Thailand
Turkey

Thursday, February 7, 2019

Grouchy Buckets


Early yesterday evening I got my tail-end handed to me in a game of Horse, H to say bye-bye, Loser. My 8-year-old protagonist shot dying quails from 8’ out, no spin, just dead weight that either swished or did the slow, rolling death spiral into the net.

Me? I’m out 10-14’ clanging shots that ricochet off the base of the goal and shoot off toward the street, which is a steady downhiller to the end of the cul-de-sac. So I’m flagging down misses—and not just mine—wearing jeans and slip-on Sketchers so worn down they have been consigned to the yard shoe bin.

After not shooting hoops, much less playing, since ’94. Idjit.

More than an hour of said foolishness later, I’m home, limping around, muscles strained where muscles no longer exist. And this morning? Hobbling to the kitchen, making a note to myself. Never again.

So what kind of mood am I in today. Foul? Sore? Well, let’s see.

Hey! If you’re tailgating me for miles in the left lane on the interstate until I can barely slip between two highballing semis down a long, steep hill, you better disappear like Roadrunner over the horizon.

No! I’m not running for any elected office. Ever. First, I’m unelectable. Second, I’m not taking campaign contributions from anyone. Not even my family. Not that they would go there. Which would make be beholden to no one. Roll that phrase around a bit in your head. Beholden to no one.

You! It’s an acceleration lane, so accelerate. Forty is not going to get you into the flow of traffic, which on highways around here pushes 80 to see how far can be traveled before tapping the brakes.

Professional golfer Phil Mickelson, with a net worth pegged $375 million, in an ad touted The Greenbriar resort in West Virginia for, among other amenities, offering falconry. Yep, falconry in the state that is one of the worst for opioid-related deaths in the US. Falconry in one of the 10 poorest states in the nation. Falconry. Sheesh.

Plant more trees. Yes, in your yard. And not 3’ from your house. Hate pines? Fine, just remember they suck carbon out of the air like sponges. Plant shrubs. Plant flowers. Stop growing grass that will never be used as a soccer pitch by your kids.

And I’m still cranky about a Range Rover driving up the steps to Heaven’s Gate. That ad campaign really got up my nose.

Listen! If you watch a 15-minute video presentation or lecture on black holes or Spinoza’s philosophy or ocean acidification, do not leave a comment to the effect that so much information was left out. It’s 15 minutes. De facto, it’s an introduction. Which is why I have started leaving comments for said miscreants like Would you please add a link to your video presentation. Thanks!

Yes, that politely. I’m not a barbarian, you know.

It was the humidity while shooting hoops yesterday.

Oh, look. Half a dozen bluebirds out back. Later.